Horse Terminology

Event Prospect = Big Fast Horse

Dressage Prospect = Big Slow Horse

Hack Prospect = Pretty Color

Sporting Prospect = Short Fast Horse

Camp Prospect = Fast Horse which can turn

Endurance Prospect = Fast Horse which will turn sometimes

Flashy = White Socks

Attractive = Bay

15.2hh = 14.3hhh

16.2hh = 15.3hh

To Loving Home = Only Expensive

To Show Home Only = Very Expensive

Needs Experienced Rider = Potentially Lethal

Elegant = Thin

In Good Condition = Foundered

Free Moving = Bolts

Quiet = Lame in Both Front Legs

Dead Quiet = Lame in All Four Legs

Good in Traffic (Bombproof) = Lame all Round, Deaf and Blind

Loves Children = Kicks and Bites

Pony Type = Small and Hairy

Arab Type = Looks startled

TB Type = Looks Terrified

Quarter Horse Type = Fat

Warmblood Type = Big and Hairy

Draught Type = Big and Exceedingly Hairy

Easy to Catch = Very Old

Must Sell = Wife has left home and taking kids

All Offers Considered = I am in Traction for 6 months

Reluctant = Sale Comes with Title Deeds to Sydney Harbor Bridge

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